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<idiocy date="03.26.01" user="neuroticia">
No Mordac, you're not HARD, you're easy. Remember?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.26.01" user="neuroticia">
Who's sara, and think she'll do me, too?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.08.01" user="neuroticia">
o yea- gotta get me sum OJ, too. ;)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.08.01" user="neuroticia">
atly-

wht'd u mean? Ppl NVR abbrv' stff! EVR! 'spec'ly nt whn talkin' AFK! GTG! Goin' 2 KFC. bbl

-S
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.01.01" user="neuroticia">
Did Mordac somehow take over the persona of Jackie and Christian? Or is it a coincidence that they just sound like him today?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.15.01" user="mordac">
you're both queers with penchants for nipple clamps and obscure fear and loathing references. no wait thats me ok bye
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.05.01" user="christian">
First off: it has already been stated and proven that I am, in fact, a genius. A comedic genius, even.

Second: being evil is quite fun. I reccomend it highly.

Third, and lastly: having acquired a copy of Mister Cook's marvelous new masterpiece a week or so before it's release, I would say that I am the discoverer in this particular situation.

Much like the Native-Americans and the Spanish. I was here first (me taking the role of the Native-Americans), and you simply got here second and built a country or something.

Well stop raping those horses.

That is all.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="01.26.01" user="phishie">
i was the original talented man to discover the new amazing fat boy slim album that mr. christian has mentioned above < scroll up >. he's trying to steal all my credit. can't you see he's an evil genius? well he's not really a genius just evil. you better watch him closely from now on or he'll try to steal something from you too!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="01.25.01" user="neuroticia">
snake? ::holds back a comment drawing a metaphor involving snakes, worms, and mordy.... cuz it'd just be too cruel.::
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="01.24.01" user="mordac">
neuro come here and ride the snake.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="01.19.01" user="neuroticia">
YAY! Christian's taking over aryn.org *grins like a maniac* He better update more than he updated infliction. ;) As a side note... Rain.. Snow... When's it gonna end? I envy Aryn over in San Jose, and Mordy who is also waaay over there.. At least THEY are supposed to get decent weather. *sniff*
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.28.00" user="neuroticia">
Whee! 6666! :) So what I had to refresh like 2 or 3 times to get this number.. I like it, dammit.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.23.00" user="neuroticia">
neuro doesn't wear red lipstick cuz she's afraid of Mordy.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.23.00" user="mordac">
'mordy' likes red lipstick when worn by neuro.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.21.00" user="neuroticia">
I vote that llama should come to NYC. NYC is a nice place for llamas. Of course- the Supreme court's gonna throw my vote out, anyway- so this is pointless. :)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.16.00" user="neuroticia">
every other post is about mordy.. so let's make this one Mordy, too.

::steals song from apod::

mordy...

i saw you standin' alooonnee..

with all that red lipstick in your haairrr..

and no friends of your owwnnn..

woah woah woah woah

Morddddy....
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.12.00" user="apod">
here's a little song for y'all

bull moose...

i saw you standin' alooonnee..

with all that grease in your haairrr..

and no friends of your owwnnn..

woah woah woah woah

BULLL MOOOSSEEE....
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.12.00" user="christian">
hello?!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.11.00" user="neuroticia">
Hm. Hey, Christian- I don't think anyone heard you asking who was here, who wanted to participate, blah-blah-blah-roll call. I think everyone's asleep and you just need to scream a little louder. ::demonstrates by releasing an ear-shattering screech:: HAH.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="12.05.00" user="christian">
alright let's get a roll-call here. who's still here? who still comes? who still posts? who wants to post?

what's going on here?

</idiocy>

<idiocy date="11.02.00" user="apod">
listen you bastard, its either you or me that's gotta go, and its not gonna be me.

when i say bastard, i mean this retarded amount of stuff i don't want to do.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="10.04.00" user="atley">
Oh patooey! Can't you see I can not flee from the wrath you have laid upon me? Whoa!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="10.04.00" user="neuroticia">
THAT's why you stuck it in idiocy? Oh. I thought it was.... ehm.. nevermind. ;)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="10.04.00" user="atley">
hence the reason I stuck it in idiocy.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="10.03.00" user="atley">
We're going to take over the earf-uh, e-a-r-f-uh!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.28.00" user="atley">
me love michele!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.26.00" user="mordac">
neuro im drunk shutup and ride me you crazy bitch
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.25.00" user="neuroticia">
Hmm, Mordy- I wonder what Aryn thought when he first saw YOU.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.25.00" user="mordac">
when i first saw aryn i thought he was straight out of the streets of seattle. i wanted to tell him to get a job, but then i realized he was aryn, and just another disgusting piece of shit that i laugh at every day, so, i didn't.

:)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.24.00" user="atley">
hehe. *tickle* hehe. *tickle* hehe.

Dammit, STOP! New atesque soon, so, am I officially a patron of idiocy? And if so, does that make me an idiot?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.24.00" user="neuroticia">
give.aryn.money-give.aryn.money-give.aryn.money doo dah doo dah.. ::stands on a street corner ringing a bell and wearing an Aryn-hat::

(note: to those of you who don't know- an Aryn-hat is anything that's dyed so it matches your pants. *grins and ducks* )
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.21.00" user="neuroticia">
::posts::
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="09.01.00" user="merryn">
I am the god of hobbits.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="08.25.00" user="mordac">
favorite pr0n site: http://www.kingdomkum.com.

why? i know some of the chix on it.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="08.21.00" user="neuroticia">
once upon a time there was a very cool site that just disappeared off the internet.

and everyone was very sad. *sniff*

it was like the death of the fray...

like the death of infliction...

like the death of ratbastard, even...

or the death of your very favorite porno site....

(like I'd really put up a link to my favorite porno site here HAH.)

very very very sad.

::gives the whole of aryn.org a pointed look and exits stage left::

</idiocy>

<idiocy date="08.13.00" user="hoogerwurf">

once upon a time there was a vewwy wittle bumblebee named herman and he liked to fly around and buzz through the orange flower patches like a happy bee! he flew by the ones with petals in multiples of three and by the ones with petals in multiples of five and by the ones what had fuzzy caterpillars going munchy on them and by the big bad turtle!

the big bad turtle told herman to stop what he was doing and put his legs on the ground and his wings at his flanks. the pansy little bee felt no inspiration to resist, so he did as mr. bad turtle said and stayed still. the big bad turtle picked up herman and put him in a big bad bucket full of silly little bumblebees because he was going to the his big bad bee factory to make bee pies, gosh!

the big bad turtle was trotting along path 0048209 when, to his surprise, he noticed that he was whistling a fugue that was harmonic to the sound of the heartbeats of the 12 dozen bees laid neatly in his bucket. concurrently, a sharp disturbance from the edge of his vision wrested his attention. the big bad turtle was in a quandry, unable to decide which realization to remark upon.

and his head exploded into happy bee pies!

the end!

</idiocy>

<idiocy date="08.08.00" user="hoogerwurf">
oh dear LORD. have mercy. really.
the woman that sits next to me just asked her supervisor what "involuntary" meant.
wow.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="08.08.00" user="neuroticia">
mara-juanaaaa yum.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="07.28.00" user="neuroticia">
note: I'm glad I'm not mordy. *grin*
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="07.28.00" user="mordac">
i don't just smoke marijuana.

I AM MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="07.18.00" user="merryn">
My blender doesn't frappe.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="07.14.00" user="neuroticia">
to quote Jymmie... "BUMSEX"
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="07.06.00" user="neuroticia">
I'm a squirrel. Sunny's afraid of me? Gawd.. what a specie-ist she is.. (he is?)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="06.29.00" user="merryn">
Atley has offened me. I am a pelican.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="06.27.00" user="lyssa">
Just some valuable information I picked up on my recent road trip:
Highway Hipnosis eventually leads to dementia and causes you to make strange noises like "yip" and "whoo!" every 25 miles or so, but a very careful blend of Altoids and diet pepsi can correct this if taken propperly and with extreme care.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="06.25.00" user="apod">
hey neuro, you think you're all tough because you got your belly button pierced. yeah well, i got my shin pierced.

yeah, right through the bone.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="06.22.00" user="merryn">
mmm...cookies.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="06.17.00" user="neuroticia">
uh oh.. fuck fuck fuck goose? hey, hooger- stay away from aryn's butt. ::ducks for cover::

on a side-note ahh.. I remember those days of duck-duck goose.. being forced to play it in gym, and just saying "goose" and standing there to be tagged so I could take the fun out of the game for all the bastards who delighted in teasing me. HAH. always fun to ruin gym class for the little twerps who like it.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="06.16.00" user="hoogerwurf">
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck goose
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<idiocy date="06.15.00" user="phishie">
i want the rocky theme song to be played when i graduate.. heh that would rock.. ya
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.24.00" user="hoogerwurf">
oh dear. i'm typing again.

there once were four little fishies. they were happy little fishies. i swear. they used to swim around their little fishie pond and waggle their little fishie tails. waggle waggle waggle. swim swim swim. on occasion they would casually pee on the neighbor's lawn and toss rusty glockenspiels at the elderly for kicks. it wasn't much of a life, but they did what they could to keep themselves going from day to day, from year to year. it all was really okay when it came down to it.

one day, a river was diverted due to global child molestation or bill clinton getting head or el nino or some other bullshit and its new path intersected the pond. this drastically altered the reality of the four fishies. the fishies were all fucked up. what the fuck? what is all this shit? who are we? the fishies were posed with the option of exploring the rest of the river, but they knew they would never be able to come back. the pond would never mean the same thing to them. hell, it wasn't the same thing as it once was.

so. they buckled down and prepared themselves for a journey, as they were not the type to stand by idly. oh no. or at least they didn't want to be. they said 'farewell' to all the massive algae colonies and to the prancing minnows and to the cranky suckerfish and even to the spooky water spider that lived on the other side of the water.

and they left.
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<idiocy date="05.24.00" user="neuroticia">
sometimes everything starts looking like it belongs here.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.18.00" user="lyssa">
*sings* "I am slowly going crazy
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, switch
Crazy going slowly am I
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, switch"
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.15.00" user="neuroticia">
::dumps some water on atley's head:: that better, At?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.14.00" user="atley">
Water, I need water.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.07.00" user="Mordac">
We live in a society that has walls. Who's gonna defend those walls? You? Me? I don't wanna spend all my time on a fucking wall! Get me off the wall, ma! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Ahh... fuck it. Ignore almost all of the above.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.06.00" user="neuroticia">
sometimes the penguins tap dance on your monitor because they like to. And that's a good sign that you've been smoking too much pot. Have I been smoking too much pot? Nope. The penguins are dissing me. *sniff*
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="05.01.00" user="aryn">
linkage from conor: http://www.bullseyeart.com

now, that's idiocy.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="04.15.00" user="neuroticia">
I'm naked. Right now. actually. no I'm not. I'm just eating grapes.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="04.12.00" user="justin">
i just got home from a 19 hour day. yeah that what i said 19 hours. i left my apartment at 8:00am and i am just getting back at 3am. of course its all my doing.
but i am FUCKIN TIRED...

and i also hope to have some money soon......
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="04.05.00" user="neuroticia">
hey, no fair! Mordy had some and he didn't share. *gr* ::goes to sulk in the corner::
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="04.03.00" user="apod">
clinge ( cl - eye - nge ) - single word used in making a sentence expressing extreme boredom.

ask neuro, she's a clinge expert along with me.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.31.00" user="neuroticia">
HAH Justin raved in the rant section...

someone should bite him.

::spends a little time wondering who Justin is anyway since he never introduced himself::

</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.29.00" user="apod">
boredness + pink floyd = ...equals..ah, screw it. nevermind.

i'm listening to pink floyd. and i'm bored
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.26.00" user="Mordac">
baby you're such a peach i'll be fruity for you anyday.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.25.00" user="neuroticia">
sorry, mordy babe.. but that alzheimers is taking over.. really..

it's YOU that always tries to tongue-flush me. And I've never asked..

maybe you *are* gay. wait.. maybe?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.25.00" user="Mordac">
is that why you always ask me to give you the 'tongue flush'?

im not gay.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.25.00" user="neuroticia">
oops..

so sorry mordy. maybe if you didn't look so much like a toilet. all full of shit, and stuff.

*grin*
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.25.00" user="Mordac">
neuro? she peed on me. a gentleman doesn't tell stories, but...

she peed on me.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.25.00" user="neuroticia">
what is a schtoop, and what part of my body/psyche do I have to boil?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.25.00" user="Mordac">
neuro? i shtooped her.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.22.00" user="neuroticia">
oh shaddup phishie. I like lots of people.. just ask... just ask.. uhm.. nevermind.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.22.00" user="phishie">
oh my god! neuro liking somebody!? that cant be right...
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.21.00" user="neuroticia">
mordac needs to lay off the acid. next thing you know.. he'll think I like him.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.21.00" user="Mordac">
its ridiculous how much neuro wants me.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.21.00" user="neuroticia">
I didn't know mordac wore skirts. But I guess it does fit in with the whole "gay" aspect of things..

but... I didn't know skirts could cook?

or that they could "be on the rag".. is that when they're all old and raggedy?

how about being a bitch?

how does that WORK, dammit? skirts are these inanimate cloth things that are fun to look up....

except when mordac's wearing them.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.15.00" user="neuroticia">
blah.blorg.blorp.blap.bleep.pot.pie

I'm bored.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.11.00" user="neuroticia">
I'd post something. But one of the rules says "No posting to every category."

And I've got my name on a lot of posts.

so I'm exempt from ap0d's asking people to post.

I feel free.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.11.00" user="christian">
ap0d's right.

well...
nothing gets attention quite like a good fight.
<hits mordac in the face>
bring it on.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.07.00" user="kharma">
ok, ok. i know this is a little late, but mordac, may i have the shade choice of either blood red or blackish red? i do love my dark colors!

by the way. i'm home. home home in new york. and i'm BORED. will someone please entertain me? PLEASE!!! i will self destruct without some form of mind action!!!!!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="03.05.00" user="jacquelynne">
and then there was this other time...

i was like...

dude.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.28.00" user="neuroticia">
you suck, Mordac. Now I'm gonna have nightmares about America Online. Thanks a LOT.. ::mutters "bitch" and stalks off::
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.28.00" user="Mordac">
19 eh? hot m here looking 4 hot f 4 cibur. :)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.27.00" user="neuroticia">
dentures? Mordy- quit fantasizing about your grandmother. I'm 19. I still have my teeth. And they're sharp.

::wanders off in search of a file to make them even more pointy::
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.27.00" user="Mordac">
Obviously neuro, you will be ordered to remove your dentures before you begin.

</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.27.00" user="neuroticia">
Ok, Mordy..

I think it's only fair to warn you..

I bite
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.27.00" user="Mordac">
Neuro: Unfortunate for you, fortunate for me, the declaration of myself being emporer is retroactive, way back to yourMOM. So, even if you get a sex change, you'll still be counted as a female.

When you come by, make sure your lipstick's shade is darker than 'brick red'. I want to differentiate when i glance down.

all my love,

mordy
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.24.00" user="neuroticia">
Ok.. Mordac's emperor, that settles it. Sex-change clinic here I come.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.24.00" user="Mordac">
Aryn and i talked it over and decided, since I fucking rock, I should remain emporer.

Kharma, put on your red lipstick.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.24.00" user="kharma">
i like cat poop. just ask snorkel bob...or hoogerwurf, either will be able to tell you more. num num num num!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.22.00" user="christian">
the emperor is back.

mordac, prepare to be de-throned by aryn.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.21.00" user="neuroticia">
So.. Aryn's gone.. Mordac has mandated that if I (or anyone) so much looks at a piece of art I (or anyone) will be killed. So.. I'm bored. Just thought I'd share that with you.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.19.00" user="Mordac">
Mandate number 2 in our fallen leader aryn's absense:

the search and destroy of all artists. These bleeding hearts have been doing their touchy-feely bullshit for too long, trying to bring abstract art crap that makes no sense, to the masses.

All peoples' in the world seeing creating or taking enjoyment in some sort of art spectacle, will be shot on sight.

have a pleasent day,

god
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.18.00" user="neuroticia">
So.. anyways.. Greg sent me this link.. I think I know what really happened to Aryn, now.. GREG! give him BACK! Save us from Mordac/Christian.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.18.00" user="neuroticia">
*ACK* ::gets a sex change::
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.18.00" user="Mordac">
AS I CONSIDERED THE HISTORICAL RAMIFICATIONS OF MYSELF BEING MODERATOR, I REALIZED IT WAS IN SOCIETY'S BEST INTEREST THAT I MURDER CHRISTIAN IN OUR LEADER'S ABSENSE AND ASSUME THE ROLE AS GOD.

SO, CHRISTIAN IS DEAD. DON'T WORRY, NOTHING WILL DIE, BUT ALL FEMALES ON THIS LIST MUST PERFORM ORAL SEX ON ME NIGHTLY. (with red lipstick)

HOPE YOU LIKE MY MANAGEMENT SKILLS, I GOT THEM FROM 'THE ART OF WAR'

with love,

god.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.17.00" user="neuroticia">
*ACK* christian? moderator? doom is on us all first he'll make us include the mandatory phrase "____is gay" then he'll start kicking us off left and right for saying..... pot.pie sucks The only thing that could possibly be worse would be if mordac was moderator... oh horrors.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.16.00" user="zerocool">
"I like chicken. I like liver. Meow mix, Meow mix, please de-li-ver."

-Dr. Evil

</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.15.00" user="christian">
want to hear something idiotic?

I found out today that a single potential phone call can change my outlook on everything.

and then, the reality of my assumptions being wrong, can sink me into the worst feeling of dread.. and hatred for myself for hoping... hoping that the goddamn phone will ring and be the call I've wanted for a long time.

the world is a cruel, cruel place.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.15.00" user="Mordac">
i love valentines day because i get to make fun of losers that hate it.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.14.00" user="kharma">
i hate valentines day. it's not only the fact that i am alone, as usual, but the fact that i feel ridiculed for being so. life just sucks sometimes. i think i'll crawl under a rock until tomorrow. but then again, i may never want to come out. farewell cruel world! < waves >
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.11.00" user="Mordac">
faggots burn in hell for using the world's depleting resources of latex in their homosexual tirades.

quit censoring my shit. i'm the osiris of this bitch.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.09.00" user="apod">
if you open up an 'idiocy' section, only idiots will post in it...

isn't that how the saying goes?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.07.00" user="hoogerwurf">
Once upon a time, there was a llama that lived in a Zoo. But not just an ordinary llama; this was a blind llama. We'll call him "Blindy." Anyhow. Blindy lived in the animal feeding area and just loved that shit that came out of those little machines where you put quarters in and turn the turn-y thing to get what i'm talking about right now. Loved it. One sunny tuesday afternoon, a kind lady was at the zoo. We'll call her Miss Squishy. Miss Squishy went to the feeding area and saw all the hungry animals! Wow! She was so nice, she decided to get out some pellets for the little goats. In went the coins, and *chunk.clik.clikity.clik.clik* went the turn-y thing. Now, Blindy didn't have much to live for in the first place, but his sharp 4 remaining senses made him ?ber-attuned to his surroundings. His ears perked up at the sound of the *chunk.clik.clikity.clik.clik* and in the blink of an eye, he was barrelling toward the feed dispenser, nothing but a streak of tan to the stationary viewer. Sadly, Miss Squishy could not move at the mind-numbing speed of Warp 3 necessary to avoid this collision, and was deconstructed in a very disorganized manner.

That's all.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.06.00" user="christian">
mordac.

<beats him in the face>
googoo boogoo.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.06.00" user="Mordac">
CHRISTIAN:

googoo boogoo!
*giggles*
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.06.00" user="christian">
mordac. you know i don't like it when you talk so fiercely.
come give daddy some lovin'...
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.06.00" user="Mordac">
KHARMA AND ZERO. YOU ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY FUCKING STUPID. I HATE BOHT OF YOU. I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR SOFT LITTLE MINDS AND CRUSH YOUR SKULLS. I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU UP TO THE MIRROR SO YOU CAN SEE YOURSELVES DIE IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS UPON THIS EARTH. AND AT THAT POINT YOU WILL REALIZE, IT WOULD HAD BEEN BETTER HAD YOU NEVER BEEN BORN!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.05.00" user="zerocool">
Kharma...
thanks for the kind words. As I told josh when I asked for this subsection... I like to brighten peoples day a bit by posting pure bullshit and by poking fun at someone.

which leads me to my next question... did you post that thank you in the idiocy subsection of purpose? LOL

ps blammo.net real soon. stay tuned. (i should post that in the news section but Im too lazy)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.05.00" user="kharma">
you know, i just wanted to say thank you to zero. he just makes my life a little better in three (well, sorta three) short words :

dude.yeahdude.com

thank you. you don't know how entertaining that can be with a bowl of espresso chip ice cream and flying shoes. well, at least two of you will know what i mean. so, i thank you.
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<idiocy date="02.04.00" user="kharma">
i'm bored. and i can't eat anything until nine thirty. yuck. anyone have any interesting tidbits for this bored little maid from school??
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.04.00" user="zerocool">
God I love this section.

Survey shows llamas like it too.
Boo-yah!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.04.00" user="aryn">
you know, sometimes i think about redesigning. but that involves editing like 6 .cgi files. (oooooh.) <makes note to self to somehow make those 6 files into one. or two. maybe.> and i would redesign. i swear.

but i like this design too much.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.04.00" user="aryn">
wh00p! idiocy.aryn.org is finally resolving.

aren't i the ilL-nana?
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.03.00" user="kharma">
neurotica, why do you say that??? i think that idiocy best describes the forays that attest to our personalities. granted, i do not know you, but i know almost every other postee on this list, and well, we all get like that often. i think. hrm. well, so, just to say something out of the blue, i really like what you post. witty, lighthearted, and just plain refreshing. want a sprite anyone?? :)
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.03.00" user="neuroticia">
it's a good thing that idiocy is at the bottom of the screen. borka
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.03.00" user="kharma">
all i have to say is word. i loved to see them cry!!! heh heh heh. this is definately worth while!!! go....NOW!!! do not deny the urges!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.03.00" user="christian">
FORP FORP FORP

i have nothing important to say.
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.03.00" user="hoogerwurf">
hullo hullo hullo. in some way, i feel that i should have posted on aryn.org a while ago, but i simply had no urge to. perhaps i felt it would somehow be lacking or innapropriate. regardless, now that the 'idiocy' option has successfully been installed, i'm all over this shit.

pretty much all i have to say is ... blaaaaaaaaaearhga ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga floooooooooooooooooooooooooooopbucket.

salami.

okay?

oh yeah, one more thing. go see stickfiguredeaththeatrepotpie again if you haven't in the past few hours. Kharma showed it to some girls last nite and it made them cry. *nod*

ta.
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<idiocy date="02.03.00" user="neuroticia">
where's mordac, and why hasn't he posted here? I'd think he would love this category.
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<idiocy date="02.02.00" user="kharma">
hi. most of you know me, and for those who don't, well, i'm new. i don't like to write in caps either. so, there. that's it. um, yeah, and i'm having a really bad day. snarfbuckets! ha! idiocy!!!!
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<idiocy date="02.02.00" user="christian">
i also like words that end in exclamation points.

zero uses them all the time.

he's the greatest person there ever was.
<humps his leg>
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.02.00" user="zerocool">
Ed is smart.

what a perfect category to post that statement in!!!!
</idiocy>

<idiocy date="02.02.00" user="christian">
i like the letter "L".
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<idiocy date="02.02.00" user="aryn">
sometimes, i like to post stuff that takes absolutely no thinking. sometimes i just like to tell everyone that zerocool is a gay baastard.

and that's what this category's for.
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