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so, being the pissed off fcuker that i am, i replied.
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okay. the first email was annoying, but ignorable. but this is the third email. the second went to my fcuking pager. you people are unbelievable. searching websites for links, then using all the links on those pages to get the names and email addresses of other sites. it's completely insane. don't you people have any concept of people's feelings? like i don't get enough spam already from all the porn sites and people telling me that they can fix my debt or get me a better mortgage. you obvoisly rely on some kind of spider technology, because i've received the *exact* same form email from you thrice. all three for sites that i happen to own / run, but none of which i have ever or ever want to submit to search engines. if you had actually taken the time to look at the sites that you're "emailing" me about, you would have seen that i don't want search engine traffic on them. the first, fcuker.com, is a PERSONAL SITE. the second, dreamlog.nu, is a SITE IN DEVELOPMENT. and i quote: "the dreamlog will be coming soon, and as with all of my other projects, it'll come as soon as i have the time to program the damn thing." ie: NOT WORKING YET. if i recieve another goddamn email from you people about another of my sites, i'll take down your server, that doesn't even work anyways. how do you send out email about a service and link to your own damn site, when it doesn't even work. you people are pitiful. do a little more work and you might actually get customers, instead of just sending out shitloads of spam. don't ever send me spam again. EVER. -aryn. <spam email reply> |
fcukers. that's what they get for messing with me.